Victoria Beckham’s new designer handbag of choice seems to be this fetching, gigantic Loewe Calle Ostrich Bag in black. (Seriously – does she have Romeo and Cruz hiding in that thing?) The Spanish label is enjoying a resurgence thanks to its new deisgner Stuart Vevers of Mulberry fame, and Vicky B is just the gal to get this padlock-adorned purse some ink. I’d consider this for an overnight bag or luxe carry-on (provided I had a pile of money to pay for it), but it’s just too oversized for everyday. Now, Vicky…about that collie wrapped around your shoulders…